Overheard at the Nurse’s Station

Nurse 1: “Oh no, I ain’t going in there to check that alien’s bandages.”
Nurse 2: “Well, I’m not going. They don’t pay me enough.”
Nurse 1: “You think they pay me enough? I heard the red head one chops out people’s livers.”
Nurse 2: “Yeah, well, the brunette slammed Wimble so hard against the wall she got knocked out.”
Nurse 1:  “At least she got to keep her liver.”
Nurse 2: “Yeah.”
*pregnant silence*
Nurse 1: “So, wanna draw straws?”
Nurse 2:  “I want a transfer to obesetrics.”
Nurse 1: “Haha!”

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