@FalLesta is today’s winner with hir randomly blurted pronouncement that @Ari_of_Jandzia will mate with @Ervidon_Ona.  I’m not sure they are allowed any choice in the matter.

“I am well. You will mate with Ona. I need rest now. Good night.” I go to my room and curl up.

via amusemeant

*facepalm*